The Zodiacs and Their Roles (I - the movie)
Aries: the superhero
Taurus: the wise man/woman that apprentices the hero
Gemini: the one who seems bad but was good the whole time
Cancer: The mother of the hero
Leo: The feisty one
Virgo: the wizard
Libra: the peacekeeper
Scorpio: the supervillain
Sagittarius: The man with the "so crazy it just might work" plan
Capricorn: the producer / the one with all the money
Aquarius: the undercover agent
Pisces: the damsel in distress, or the knight in shining armor
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.